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Post by eva on Mar 19, 2010 20:08:58 GMT -5
i just saw my neighbors dog humping my other neighbor's cat.. i'm kind of scarred for life.
openn.
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Post by liz on Mar 20, 2010 0:25:03 GMT -5
- - - you need to move. plain and simple.
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Post by eva2 on Mar 20, 2010 0:45:49 GMT -5
lololol dude. try telling the father that one!
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Post by liz on Mar 21, 2010 0:37:11 GMT -5
- - - have you ever considered tripping him as he went down the stairs? i wish i was kidding. lol.
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Post by eva on Mar 21, 2010 0:51:58 GMT -5
no that's what he does. i may consider shoving a few cheetos so far up his nose he dies, though!
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Post by liz on Mar 21, 2010 22:42:18 GMT -5
- - - all the more reason to do so, give him a taste of his own medicine for once. oh my god that would hurt so much cus you'd get the dust up your nose. bah, it hurts me thinking about it lol.
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Post by eva on Mar 21, 2010 22:45:03 GMT -5
good point, but can you picture me trying to push him down the stairs? i'm five foot four inches.. he's six four EPIC FAIL. and i know right! it is so painful. almost as bad as swallowing an ice cube.
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Post by liz on Mar 21, 2010 22:58:33 GMT -5
- - - i feel the need for a sleepover, we'll double team him. is it sad/morbid when you dream about pushing your father down a flight of stairs? ow, that made me hurt worse. but it reminded me of this joke, my little cousin comes up to me last time my aunt came and says "i tried snorting coke once... but an ice cube got stuck in my nose." he was like ten so it was cute lol.
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Post by eva on Mar 21, 2010 23:12:48 GMT -5
ooohh that's a good idea. nooo, not when your father is ouuur father. he just deserves a taste of his own medicine! and ikr. aww that's soo cute!
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Post by liz on Mar 21, 2010 23:21:12 GMT -5
- - - then again i highly doubt he'd let me over. hey have you ever seen the movie "something to talk about"? it's got julia roberts in it.
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Post by eva on Mar 21, 2010 23:26:40 GMT -5
oh i know. i was assuming this was all fictional thinking. no i haven'ttt what's it about?
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Post by liz on Mar 21, 2010 23:41:03 GMT -5
- - - i wish it weren't bahaha. oh, well, it's really funny and you need to watch it, but anyways where i was going with that was there is a part in the movie where julia poisons her husband, it doesn't kill him it was just to make him really, really sick. but i'm thinking we should apply the same principle to dad, just not so tame lmao.
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Post by eva on Mar 21, 2010 23:43:41 GMT -5
yeahh so do i! that's a good idea. you genius you, let's totes do it.
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Post by liz on Mar 21, 2010 23:59:27 GMT -5
- - - and my mom said the tv would rot my brain, it's just made me into an evil genuis. you know i totally would. i bet we could find something online that wouldn't raise suspicions on a toxicology report.
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Post by eva on Mar 22, 2010 0:01:16 GMT -5
nooo tv just gives you good ideas duh!! and that's true. the internet is an evil genius itself. let's do it!
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