: . psycho killer

[lexa]

_{I TOLD YOU. it's your fucked up friend, he makes my life hell. i'm starting to think that god had something against me while i was in the womb, and created him to ruin my life.}

[lex]

_{what the hell is wrong with you?! i can't have a male friend, but you can spend hours chatting up a random hot girl in starbucks? whatever, amistad.}

[lexa]

_{no, you can't have a male friend that you thought it was cool to date. and fuck. that sounded right in my head, it doesn't sound as good when i read over it. and that, is an exception, it doesn't count, i can't even carry on a conversation for that long, it's clearly me just nodding pretending to listen.}

[lex]

_{you're right, it doesn't sound good at all, and it's not good enough justification. nor is that explanation good enough, you shouldn't even have pretended to listen! did you look at those college prospectuses i left with you?}

[lexa]

_{you loved/cared about the kid, right? so when you talk to him, your mind probably wanders to your past relationship.. which will lead you mind to wander to wanting him.. which will lead me to suicide! maybe i liked hearing about keeping the world green, or whatever it was. i actually folded then up into some origami pieces, and left them on your pillow.}

[lex]

_{actually no, it doesn't, because i've blocked that out. given i'm such a good girlfriend and how embarrassing it was and all. amistad!}

[lexa]

_{alright, good. in that case the three of us should go out for drinks. what?! i wanted to make you something!}

[lex]

_{don't be awkward. this isn't funny, college is important! as my dad is always quoting, "human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe". don't be part of the latter.}

[lexa]

_{fine! it's kinda funny, baby. no offense, but your dad would say that. and he's probably the only person to legitimately believe that.}

[lex]

_{not from where i'm standing. will it be funny when i go round to his later wearing the outfit pictured above? in what way is that not true?}

[lexa]

_{no, that part won't be funny. it will be funny though when i kill him. in the way that education has the least say in fucking catastrophe! but monsieur o'hara a eton! <-- i said that with a heinous french accent, so you know.}

[lex]

_{cut the whole macho act amy, i'm not buying it. you're right, it's the lack of education that leads to it. glad you came around!}

[lexa]

_{you know, it bothers me that you don't think i'm macho. i think you're macho! no, it's the lack of morals, and those i in no way lack. ... when did i come around!?}