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Post by donovan on Mar 20, 2010 17:09:14 GMT -5
 it's either that or tripe, take your pick. WE ARE BEING FESTIVE.
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Post by kate on Mar 20, 2010 17:25:32 GMT -5
you're really making this difficult, aren't you? just accept the fact that im american and i like to eat hamburgers. i can be festive!
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Post by donovan on Mar 20, 2010 17:28:44 GMT -5
nah, i'm de-americanizing you and taking you back to scotland with me.
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Post by kate on Mar 20, 2010 17:35:15 GMT -5
get the fuck out! sounds fun, lets go. right now. but im scared of flying so... you'll have to find another way to drag me along, mr. weisz.
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Post by donovan on Mar 20, 2010 17:43:30 GMT -5
not just fun, but fucking paradise. the hell, am i supposed to ring nessie and bum a ride? suck it up, it's only 3000+ miles.
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Post by kate on Mar 20, 2010 17:53:44 GMT -5
paradise? other than smoking hot guys with adorable accents? oh you're hysterical. no joke. well then i give you permission to sedate me on the way there.
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Post by donovan on Mar 20, 2010 18:00:38 GMT -5
and orgasmic food and actual sights to see? yea, we rule. you'll get an accent in no time, just pretend that we're acting out 'trainspotting'. nah you have to be coherent so we can join the mile high club.
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Post by kate on Mar 20, 2010 18:21:42 GMT -5
like cornbeef? no thanks. oh, my very own accent! then i will be just like you. are you kidding? if im not passed out, i'll probably die. trust, you'll miss me. so to keep my heart beating, why don't you just carry my there when we get off the plane, yeah?
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Post by donovan on Mar 20, 2010 18:56:46 GMT -5
nah, try haggis. googling it will make you implode, honest. yea the american thing just isn't working for you. the fuck's with your phobia? did you have some near-death experience or other?
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Post by kate on Mar 20, 2010 22:49:40 GMT -5
what exactly are you trying to say? i was born american, boy. you should know these things by now. heights, spiders, flying, and bathtubs make me crazy scared. im not clumsy, but i almost drowned and at an amuzment park, i stood up on a roller coaster almost flung off. so to answer your question, that would be a yes.
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Post by donovan on Mar 21, 2010 3:23:20 GMT -5
i'm aware, real tragic, that's what i'm trying to change. blimey, if you were scottish you'd be perfect. the fuck? bathtubs? why? yea well you can't do anything stupid on a plane unless you flush yourself down the john or act like a terrorist.
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Post by kate on Mar 21, 2010 10:53:03 GMT -5
where's the fun in being perfect? if i was perfect, i would have waited until we were married before i jumped you. hey, i could drown! say i fall asleep or something, i could just slip right under the water and kill myself! i may be scared, but im not stupid. fuck terrorists, they make it so hard to be on planes. if you had a beard, they just may have to a strip search.
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Post by donovan on Mar 21, 2010 15:42:54 GMT -5
my affection, i'd think. hell fucking no to chastity. alright, i'm strapping you to me and you're not allowed to do anything. i'll claim you have down syndrome, no one will question it. i'd look rather dashing with a beard, don't you think?
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Post by kate on Mar 21, 2010 17:53:51 GMT -5
well then you're the exception to the rule. charming, really. that seems quite uncomfortable, and appealing but why cant i do anything? im not a toddler. no, not a beard. a chiseled look may suit you better. i adore a man with a sbit of a scruffy look, hmmm.
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Post by donovan on Mar 21, 2010 17:55:32 GMT -5
you are a goddess. i insist that our children be raised amish.
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