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Post by kate on Mar 20, 2010 13:24:03 GMT -5
you left your pants in my room. again.
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Post by donovan on Mar 20, 2010 15:11:17 GMT -5
don't use them to cross dress.
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Post by kate on Mar 20, 2010 15:35:36 GMT -5
well i kinda figured they weren't mine when i tried them on, not mentioning i looked pretty hot in them.
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Post by donovan on Mar 20, 2010 15:41:37 GMT -5
nah you look better with nothing on. i knew you would fool around with them, spot on. i'll get them later when i'm less hungover.
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Post by kate on Mar 20, 2010 15:46:05 GMT -5
i'll take that as a compliment. so you left them on purpose because im nosy? aha, sure you'll come over. just like the way you came over to pick up all the other collectables i have sitting in my closet right now.
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Post by donovan on Mar 20, 2010 15:49:40 GMT -5
no i left them because i was bloody fucking wrecked and apparently become an exhibitionist when so. fedex them to me, yea?
my eyes are fucking falling out, i swear. like a pug. and there's a bruise on my hip. the hell did we do?
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Post by kate on Mar 20, 2010 15:56:30 GMT -5
aww, so you went home pantless, apparently? i'll fedex them if i can find something to ship them in. or i'll keep them. well you do have to remember that my floor is hardwood and not carpet. and, aren't i the one with the 29437473 bruises? i guess i'll have to be more easy on you next time c;
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Post by donovan on Mar 20, 2010 16:02:30 GMT -5
sadly not the first occasion. nah i'll get them later, promise. i remember watching metalocalypse, being really fucking fascinated by those microwavable chicken nuggets, and you mimicking my accent for at least a half hour. good times.
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Post by kate on Mar 20, 2010 16:13:06 GMT -5
i'll hold you to it! we watched metalocalypse? where the hell was i when this was happening? well you're easily fascinated. shit man, you know i love your accent. the first time i met you, i kept asking you to speak more words cuz that was fascinating to me. oh fuck, now i remember something! i was too warm, so i went to open the window and puked all over my mom's flowers aha.
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Post by donovan on Mar 20, 2010 16:18:39 GMT -5
luring me back to your place? admirable. 99% sure you were in the same room, too lazy to move anywhere else. yea it's a girl magnet, i know. you almost convinced me we were back in scotland. oh that was attractive, you said it was the best fertilizer for petunias. we're not so good with jäger bombs.
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Post by kate on Mar 20, 2010 16:31:24 GMT -5
it would be too easy just to ask you to come over, so yes. this is true, cuz i felt like fuck. well in my mind we were; its odd how accents are so.. sexy. its like a drug for girls. oh this is not good, the gardener is going to flip when he sees digested spagetti and alcohol splashed all over. not a pretty picture. no we are not. but im pretty sure you can handle your alcohol better than i can? considering that i can never make it to the bathroom in time.
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Post by donovan on Mar 20, 2010 16:39:40 GMT -5
tell your gardener to go back over the border, and bury that mess. your mum may kill, i'd be slightly devastated. yea i'm a pro, it's sad yet boast-worthy. but my st patty's month isn't over, we can keep practicing.
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Post by kate on Mar 20, 2010 16:47:04 GMT -5
nah i cant, cuz he's actually american! yeah, i know, shocking. slightly? really? thanks, way to boost my self esteem. well since you're such a pro, you'll have to teach me your amazing skills. as much as i adore your accent and love to consume colorful drinks, i dont care for the holiday. cuz i hate cornbeef. sorry.
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Post by donovan on Mar 20, 2010 16:58:09 GMT -5
PAUSE. you will love cornbeef, that is all.
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Post by kate on Mar 20, 2010 17:07:34 GMT -5
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