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Post by liz on Mar 21, 2010 23:54:45 GMT -5
- - - how long do you think i'd be in jail f i were to slip something into dad's food and it killed him? you think i could get off with temporary insanity?
D A L L A S .
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Post by dallas on Mar 21, 2010 23:58:12 GMT -5
to be honest? i don't think you'd have to...it'd be justifiable self-defense once any judge sees what a bastard he is. can i help?
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Post by liz on Mar 22, 2010 0:01:17 GMT -5
- - - see, that's why i go to you with these things, why did you get all the brains? uhm, of course, if ever there were a stupid question it was that one.
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Post by dallas on Mar 22, 2010 0:05:31 GMT -5
i'd hardly call being able to figure out how to get away with murder having brains. if anything, that should be creepy to you haha. score. of course i wouldn't know what to slip him...you'd have to ask rio or reno for that one.
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Post by liz on Mar 22, 2010 0:13:59 GMT -5
- - - why should i be creeped out? you love me too much to kill me bahaha. the internet is dangerous wonderful place, dallas, if i can find instructions on how to make a pipe bomb i'm sure i can find a site on how to poison someone and get the supplies to do it with. but i actually think we should make this a whole big family affair, could be fun.
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Post by dallas on Mar 22, 2010 0:23:32 GMT -5
haha true facts. all right poison ivy, you can go ahead and get on that then. let me know how that goes. is it sad that most people usually have family reunions and we want to get together to kill our father?
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Post by liz on Mar 22, 2010 1:05:48 GMT -5
- - - i'd rather push him down the stairs, you know kind of like he loves to do but i think poisoning would be safer. i bet if we looked in your fridge we'd find something deadly enough really lmao. most people don't have our douche bag prick of a father.
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Post by dallas on Mar 22, 2010 1:27:06 GMT -5
pushing involves touching...which involves possible fingerprints. so yes, poisoning would be much safer. definitely harder to trace. uh wtf is that supposed to mean?? are you saying i have a nasty fridge?? and yeah, that's certainly true. can't argue with you there.
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Post by liz on Mar 23, 2010 2:21:11 GMT -5
- - - unless you wore gloves and honestly if you just like tripped him and said he fell himself no one would question it. the motherfucker is always drunk anyways, wouldn't be so shocking. what are you going to do if i am? hmm?
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Post by dallas on Mar 23, 2010 2:49:35 GMT -5
hmm. that could actually work really well. but i just like the idea of poison better; it seems much more cool and evil! you won't be invited back into my kickass house, that's what.
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Post by liz on Mar 23, 2010 3:04:38 GMT -5
- - - hehe, ikr, it really does feel more evil. well, that's a little harsh, don't you think? where will i go when i'm off my faaace?
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Post by dallas on Mar 23, 2010 12:46:49 GMT -5
heyy, that's what happens when you insult my house! and considering you like to pop in at random times and bake shit, i must say, i'm highly offended, rhea.
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Post by liz on Mar 23, 2010 15:10:02 GMT -5
- - - oh you like my baking! lol. don't even pretend you aren't trying to scarf the cookies before they are even out of the oven.
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Post by dallas on Mar 23, 2010 16:52:54 GMT -5
i never said i didn't like your baking. you know i enjoy chocolate chip cookies as much as the next guy.
......okay, maybe a little more than the next guy.
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Post by liz on Mar 23, 2010 18:43:28 GMT -5
- - - you are the human cookie monster, man. but, fine, i take it back. your fridge is not a hot zone or breeding ground for anything. c:
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